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by John Waddington-Feather


23 November 

Christian Elegy


Remember our dead with thankfulness

for they live on in Christ;

the brief spans which we share on Earth

are bridges to eternity;

and in the Great Re-union grief

and sadness disappear,

our loved ones resurrect

and memories turn reality.

 

John Waddington-Feather ©


17 November 09 
                                 Foreword


Drama right from the beginning acted out belief in an after-life.  Our ancestors danced and acted out their ideas in a life beyond the present material and physical one they were living in.  They dressed up or painted their bodies to perform in front of an audience.

            Literary drama in the West started with classical Greek drama, and that, too, was played out in religious settings in an amphitheatre.  In their tragedies the Greeks had their gods directing the affairs of men and women. At the appropriate moment Nemesis descended to wreak vengeance on wrong-doers; and Christians through our Judaist origins have a similar notion: wrong-doing is punished in an after-life if not in this one.  Just how is a mystery; like much else in religion, yet the notion is there. It’s hard to believe that tyrants like Hitler and Stalin and their followers will get away scot-free for the heinous crimes they committed; but what is equally true in the Christian faith is that forgiveness is forthcoming if wrong-doers realise they have done wrong and repent.

            So, “Limbo” touches on all these religious themes, lightened, I hope, by comic touches and some commentary on contemporary events.

 

                                                                        John WaddingtonFeather. (2009)

 

(“Limbo” is a newly published play by Feather Books.  It has one set and seven characters: three male, four female.  Below is an extract from the opening of the play, which lasts about one and half hours.)

 

Limbo

 

Episode One

 

Scene: Room rather like a doctor’s waiting room. Seats and furnishings. Pile of magazines and glossies on table.  Two men are sat waiting.  Sir Marcus Dingleby-Wright sits casually by the magazines and is flipping through one.  Alf Hitchen sits dazed and looking stonily ahead.

 

Time: Eternity

 

Suitable heavenly music plays in background then fades.

 

Marcus:             [Yawns then notices Alf] I never knew death would be like this. Did you? It’s rather boring.  I seem to have been hanging about here ages.

 

Alf:                  Dunno. Where are we?

 

Marcus:           [Points to notice over door left which says ‘Limbo’.  Door right says ‘Assessor’]

We’re in Limbo waiting to enter our next life.

 

Alf:                  Don’t know if I’m dead or not.  In fact I don’t know what I am, it all happened so quickly.  One minute I were at work; next minute I find meself ‘ere.

 

Marcus:           Oh? What was your job?

 

Alf:                  Bricklayer.

 

Marcus                        And what happened so that you finished up here?

 

Alf:                  Well, it were like this.  I’d just put the last layer on an outside wall and thought I’d made a good job of it.  Yer see I’m proud of my work, I am. Then it happened.

 

Marcus:           What happened?

 

Alf:                  I stepped back to check me work an’ see if all were in true and neat like.

 

Marcus:           Stepped back?

 

Alf:                  Yes, to get a better look, but I forgot I were working ten storeys up an’ suddenly I find meself ‘ere – stone dead!

 

Marcus:           [Smiling} I see. Rather sudden.

 

Alf:                  Anyhow, what is this Limbo place we’re in?

 

Marcus:           It’s the place where you go when you’re dead till they’ve sorted you out.

 

Alf:                  Sorted you out?

 

Marcus:           Yes. Whether you go to Heaven or whether you go to Hell.  [Pause}

 

Alf:                  Never thought about that till now, an’ it does make yer think, don’t it?  Should ha’ gone to church more often, I s’ppose, where they teach you about Heaven an’ Hell, but it’s a bit too late now.. What was you before you finished up ‘ere?

 

Marcus:           [Rather self-consciously] I was a bank director.

 

Alf:                  Oh, a toff!

 

Marcus:           Not really.  Just doing a job in a bank and I can tell you I don’t feel very toffish now. I’ve no money up here so I can’t buy anyone off. You can’t take anything with you once you’re dead, worse luck.

 

Alf:                  How did you snuff it?           

 

Marcus:           [Embarrassed.  Lowers his voice] Heart attack.  In bed with a lady friend.

 

Alf:                  [Laughing} So you died on the job?

 

Marcus:           You could say that, but don’t breathe a word about that up here, it might get me into trouble. Let’s just say I had a heart attack because I was overweight and lived it up a bit.  You see I lived in the Bahamas.

 

Alf:                  Bananas?

 

Marcus:              No. Bahamas. They’re some islands the other side of the Atlantic near America.  Lovely place. Warm all the year round. Lovely food and very lovely girls – and what’s more you don’t pay any tax there. It was heaven!

 

Alf:                     You’re a tax-dodger!

 

Marcus:              [Quickly} Not really, Alf.  Let me explain. You see once you’ve worked your way to the top as I did and started earning a decent wage, you don’t want it all taken away by the tax-man.  You want to enjoy what you’ve earned.

 

Alf:                     So that’s why you went abroad?

 

Marcus:              Exactly.

 

Alf:                     Why didn’t I think o’ that.

 

Marcus:              It’s very expensive living in the Bahamas.  I’m afraid you need plenty of cash living there, Alf.

 

Alf:                     Any idea how they live ‘ere in this Limbo place?

 

Marcus:              I don’t know.  All I know is I couldn’t bring my cash with me – worse luck.

 

Alf:                     So we’re all equal ‘ere in Limbo?

 

Marcus:              I suppose so from what I remember.

 

Alf:                     Remember?

 

Marcus:              They used to teach us about it in school, but I didn’t pay much attention.  Divinity was so boring and didn’t seem to relate to real life..

 

Alf:                     I never went to church an’ I left school at fifteen.  I didn’t learn much while I was there either.  So tell me, what’s this place Limbo all about?

 

Marcus:              It’s a kind of waiting room for Heaven or Hell.  It’s a holding place and I must say, it’s come as a bit of surprise landing up here when I didn’t really believe in an after-life on Earth. To tell you the truth I’m scared silly.

 


The Quill Hedgehog Novels

       
    
Once upon a time on Planet Earth, there were two worlds: the Animalfolk World and the Humanfolk World.  Originally, there had been only one world, but, alas, the Humanfolk went wrong.  They started to love power and wealth more than their fellow creatures and that’s when the division of the two worlds began..  The Humanfolk began squabbling among themselves, then, worse still, fighting wars to gain more wealth and power.  Love for their neighbours and for the Planet quite disappeared as their World became a world of hate and despair.

            As a result the Maker of all things created a Great Boundary.  On one side were the Humanfolk living in their world of violence, and on the other side were the Animalfolk, quiet, gentle creatures who looked after each other in a very neighbourly way.  Oh, of course, they gossiped and quarrelled, but nothing serious, and if they fell out they soon patched up their quarrels.  They worked hard and they kept their World neat and clean, for they were proud of the countryside they lived in.  They didn’t exploit it like the Humanfolk, because they knew they were part of it.  They knew that if they harmed it in any way, they were harming themselves.

            Finally, just a word about the Animalfolk World.  It was divided into three, each section having its own Moot or council; but once or twice a year all three Moots met atFitzworthy Castle to iron out any problems.  It was all done in a very friendly spirit, with no shouting or falling out like the Humanfolk governments.

            In the north, bounding Humanfolkland was Mereful, a large marshy area full of lakes where the Heronfolk and Waterfolk lived.  Below that was Mellowmark, known briefly as Wasteland during a terrible period when the folk there tried to imitate the Humanfolk and almost ruined their land.  Then, next to the Windy Sea, was Domusland, Quill Hedgehog’s homeland.  Finally, over the Staying Hills, was the Great beyond, where stood Fitzworthy Castle, the seat of government.  How they all fared you can find out by reading the novels of Quill Hedgehog and his Animalfolk friends.

                                                   
Revd John Waddington-Feather.

 


September 22 2009

Cross Talk

 

When a doctor tells you you’ve got cancer, your heart sinks.  I retired from teaching in 1995 healthy and fit, but in 2001, while I was visiting my daughter in Australia, I fainted in the theatre in Adelaide.  My daughter insisted I went to her hospital to be checked out for thrombosis, as I’d flown in only two days before.  When they X-rayed me they discovered first I had only one kidney and, worse, it was cancerous. A double whammy! I flew back to England and had the kidney removed and since then have spent five hours a session, three days a week on dialysis.

            I had two options when I went on dialysis: I could regard being dialysed as some sort of life-sentence; or I could regard it as a life-saver.  I chose the latter, and consider myself lucky to be still alive.

            I’m looked after by beautiful nurses who are efficient and compassionate. My co-patients are cheerful and friendly.  We have to be, for we’re all in the same boat. And I have a first-class consultant and registrar who monitor me all the time.  At many thousands of pounds a year I’m an expensive patient on the N.H.S. but I’m very grateful for it. There can’t be many health services in the world like ours.

            When I became ill my faith was tested but, like Job’s, was not found wanting. It sustains me as much as the nurses, doctors and a very loving wife and family. I count my many blessings daily and thank God for them.  Life is great and what you make it; and certainly my Christian faith, and all which that means, keeps me and many of my fellow patients going in the face of chronic ill-health and pain.

 

Revd. John Waddington-Feather

 (Annscroft & Longden Benefice)